If I disrespected my Mother like that? Whoa....

The other day, I was browsing through some YouTube videos and came across a video of a seriously spoiled boy who commands his mother and tells her what to do. And when she try's to take command, the boy slaps her. Here are some of the comments that people posted saying what would happen if they did that to their mother.




I only went on this video to leave this comment. If I did that to my mother, she'd kick me so hard I would go flying so far I would die of hunger before I landed.

What a brat... If I smacked my mum she would first beat the crap out of me then my dad will do the finishing move and ill find a boot up my ass the next day in the hospital.

I'd stand up, silently approaching the unbuckling of my belt. As his curiosity would be gradually increasing, Id begin to slide my belt from its straps. Soon a face of terror would be lurking throughout his whole expression. Id begin to WHIP THAT LITTLE BRAT TILL HE WAS BLEEDING.








This is the link:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U5R4KzHHNA

Young Dwight Schrute

Present Dwight

I found this picture online. It looks like a young version of Dwight Schrute from "The Office."

Young Dwight

I also found this funny picture online.

You're Welcome.

NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, HIDE IN THE LANDING GEAR OF A BOEING 747-700

Today's blog post is dedicated to a teen who died because he hid in the landing gear of a jet as it was taxiing to the runway.

This is what happened.

At that point, he decided that the best point of escape was to get inside the landing gear of a taxiing jet.

That was not a wise decision.

You see, when you get higher that 12,000 feet, that is called the "death zone," or the "d zone." which means that above that elevation, you cannot breathe without the aid of oxygen tanks, special breathing devices, etc.

Plus its also pretty dang cold at 40,000 feet. (about -110 below zero Fahrenheit)

At that point, he probably passed out, and he started to fall.

He landed in a wooded area where his body was found by a retired recluse.

Let us all remember this sad event, and take his memories with our lives.

Right now my sister is mad at me.

I can kind of understand why.



So today I was randomly tossing a honey jar around in the air while my sister was polishing her nails.

 

That's when "IT" happened.

Oh Snap.

PROJECTED EXPERIENCE:

ACTUAL EXPERIENCE:

END RESULT:



The Caroling Altercation.

So, yesterday evening me and my church went caroling. it was fun, until the "Incident."

You're probably thinking, "OKAY, JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!" Well, I WILL tell you.

In pictures. You know what they say, A picture is worth a thou- you know what, never mind. Here's what happened.



 So we were just singing when all of the sudden:







Everyone was shocked beyond words. On of the leaders broke the silence by saying to the Old man,

The Old man showed his enthusiasm by saying:

Long story Short, We left the retirement home early.

But I have learned a valuable lesson. That lesson is NEVER carol in the Alzheimer's section of the retirement home.

The modern invention called "The Wii"

So today i played a Wii for the 2nd time in my life.


It was exhilarating.


Seriously though, it was pretty fun.




Until the power went out. it was then at that time i decided to go outside for a refreshing jog. It did not occur to me that my cousins dogs, (I played the Wii at their house) spent the night and most of the day in the backyard.


As i said, i completely forgot this fact and spent the next morning spraying dog poo off my Crocs off with the hose. it was about 8:00 am and i was tired, and forgot that when you spray shoes with a high pressure nozzle, the water (and other material) sprays back at you. and that's why i took 2 showers that morning.

When will I grow Up?

My first blog post.

okay. i have never really had a blog before, so.... yeah.

by the way, none of my posts will suck like this one does.

Thank you for spending the 10 seconds you just wasted reading this.


PS Betcha cant guess what my least favorite celeb is! ;)
leave a comment guessing.