Tuesday, December 14, 2010


Right now my sister is mad at me.


I can kind of understand why.




So today I was randomly tossing a honey jar around in the air while my sister was polishing her nails.
 
That's when "IT" happened.







Oh Snap.



PROJECTED EXPERIENCE:


ACTUAL EXPERIENCE:


END RESULT:





Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Caroling Altercation.

So, yesterday evening me and my church went caroling. it was fun, until the "Incident."
You're probably thinking, "OKAY, JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!" Well, I WILL tell you.

In pictures. You know what they say, A picture is worth a thou- you know what, never mind. Here's what happened.



 So we were just singing when all of the sudden:



Everyone was shocked beyond words. On of the leaders broke the silence by saying to the Old man,




The Old man showed his enthusiasm by saying:




Long story Short, We left the retirement home early.



But I have learned a valuable lesson. That lesson is NEVER carol in the Alzheimer's section of the retirement home.



Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The modern invention called "The Wii"

So today i played a Wii for the 2nd time in my life.


It was exhilarating.


Seriously though, it was pretty fun.




Until the power went out. it was then at that time i decided to go outside for a refreshing jog. It did not occur to me that my cousins dogs, (I played the Wii at their house) spent the night and most of the day in the backyard.


As i said, i completely forgot this fact and spent the next morning spraying dog poo off my Crocs off with the hose. it was about 8:00 am and i was tired, and forgot that when you spray shoes with a high pressure nozzle, the water (and other material) sprays back at you. and that's why i took 2 showers that morning.




When will I grow Up?

Monday, October 11, 2010

My first blog post.

okay. i have never really had a blog before, so.... yeah.

by the way, none of my posts will suck like this one does.

Thank you for spending the 10 seconds you just wasted reading this.


PS Betcha cant guess what my least favorite celeb is! ;)
leave a comment guessing.