Right now my sister is mad at me.

I can kind of understand why.



So today I was randomly tossing a honey jar around in the air while my sister was polishing her nails.

 

That's when "IT" happened.

Oh Snap.

PROJECTED EXPERIENCE:

ACTUAL EXPERIENCE:

END RESULT:



The Caroling Altercation.

So, yesterday evening me and my church went caroling. it was fun, until the "Incident."

You're probably thinking, "OKAY, JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!!" Well, I WILL tell you.

In pictures. You know what they say, A picture is worth a thou- you know what, never mind. Here's what happened.



 So we were just singing when all of the sudden:







Everyone was shocked beyond words. On of the leaders broke the silence by saying to the Old man,

The Old man showed his enthusiasm by saying:

Long story Short, We left the retirement home early.

But I have learned a valuable lesson. That lesson is NEVER carol in the Alzheimer's section of the retirement home.